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July 2008
Fig Fighters Headline Kilimanlego Kick-off Opening Ceremony
Kilimanlego's Ark Stadium Renovation Complete
June 2008
Legoland Conquers Territories Through Diplomatic 'Intimidation'
Midgar Assisting Independent Ethnic Lego States With Military Equipment
Ark Stadium To Host Kilimanlego Kick-off
LFA Annouce Fixtures For The 2008/2009 SuperLeague
Major Construction Project Finally Begins In Midgar
May 2008
Emperor Labels Talks With Barbarian 'Productive'
Summer Sales Kick Off With Drogba Sealing Switch To Legoland FC
Emperor Will Meet Protestors' Leader In Effort To Ensure Peace This Weekend
Legaña Feels The Need For Military Police
Aspiring Students Try To Film Legaña's Southern Indians
Destructive Interference Rock Legaña’s Ritmo Arena
Legoland United Lift LFA Cup And Take Swipe At Rivals Legoland FC
Benders Lift European Cup To Delight Of Fats Domino And Chubby Checker
Legoland FC Line Up Drogba, Materazzi, Cole And Ibrahimovic
May 2008
Summer Sales Kick Off With Drogba Sealing Switch To Legoland FC
Emperor Will Meet Protestors’ Leader In Effort To Ensure Peace This Weekend
Legaña Feels The Need For Military Police
Aspiring Students Try To Film Legaña's Southern Indians
Destructive Interference Rock Legaña’s Ritmo Arena
Legoland United Lift LFA Cup And Take Swipe At Rivals Legoland FC
Benders Lift European Cup To Delight Of Fats Domino And Chubby Checker
Legoland FC Line Up Drogba, Materazzi, Cole And Ibrahimovic
Legañan Conservationists Claim Tapir Will Soon Be Extinct
The Launch Of Legaña Nacional News
Tanks Roll Into Capital To Quell Potential Revolt
Legoland FC Secure Fifth Title By Trouncing Lazio
Dramatic Weekend Of Club Purchases Hits The SuperLeague
Military Parade Held In Midgar Capital
Legoland FC One Win Away From Record Fifth Serie A Title
Communists Praise And Slam Rulandstin Politcal Set-Up
Midgar In Need Of More Windowed Buildings
Juventus To Face Blue Berry Bridge In LEGO European Cup Final
LFC Busy Throwing Away The League
April 2008
Legoland - ND Land Final Possible In LEGO European Cup
Government Negotiating With Al-Kyeda Operatives
Champions Celebs Dent Legoland FC's Title Ambitions
Legoda Unveils New Automobile Division, General Brick Motors
Government Will Not Negotiate With Al-Kyeda 'Terrorists'
Shock As Terror Group Threatens To Behead Captives
Legañan Rebels Involved In Drug Smuggling?
Legañan President Caught Speeding
Bad Hair Day Hits Nation As First Hairdressers Opens Doors
VOL Bank Considers Floatation On Legoland Stock Exchange
Football Violence Flares After Legoland FC Dumped Out Of Cup
Moneyus Found Guilty Of First Degree Murder
Midgar Planning To Expand Nation
Legoland Not Developing Nuclear Weapons
Legoland Duo Still In With Chance Of Reaching LEGO European Cup Semis
March 2008
Winter Palace Finally Installed Into Legoland Square
Romario Goal 'Wins League' For Legoland FC
Winter Palace Installation Aborted Following 'Major Problems'
Emperor Orders Winter Palace Destruction
New Automobile Group Founded In Bid To Compete With Legoda
Mourinho Stokes Flames Ahead Of Sunday Showdown
Legoland And Rulandstin Establish Diplomatic Relations
Mayor Fig Denies Being A Dunderhead Despite Missing Out On Another Twinning
Legoland City Twins With Caseville
Moneyus Arrested In Della Valle Murder Inquiry
Cuahchic meets with cabinet as Legañan economy stagnates
Legañan Special Forces repel rebels at Victoria Canyon
Legaña takes its river defences seriously
Former Fiorentina Board Members Deny Involvement
Former Fiorentina President Shot Dead
Inter Dent Legoland FC's Title Hopes With San Siro Win
Higginsland King Abdicates And Hands Power To Father
Opening of Legaña's Hospital de la Santa Maria delayed by several weeks
Legaña's El Presidente asks for wilderness to be tamed
Hydroelectric Dam Nears Completion
Fiorentina Sold To Legaña Businessfig
Sampdoria Clear Favourites For Cup After They Draw Technic Brickholes
New ID Cards For Migrant Minifigs
Government Spend A Record £1Billion On New Lego
Legaña Welcomed Into The League Of Nations
Legoland FC Stay Top Of League With Victory In Castleland
Fiorentina On The Radar Of Foreign Investor
Legoland Clubs Storm Into Quarter Finals
Stadium To Be Demolished In Ambitious Redevelopment Plan
February 2008
Government And The Legoland Times Join Forces
Transport Minister Reveals New Light Rail Network For Capital
Mixed Fortunes For Legoland Clubs In The LEGO European Cup
Government Deny Reports Of Concentration Camp Construction
Legoland FC Go Top Of League After Slaying Romans
January 2008
LFC Hunting The Duck In Effort To Land Title
The White Stripes To Rock Legoland On AKA Day
Nation Near Economic Recovery Say SEB
December 2007
Emperor Wishes Himself Well As Republic Prepares For A Christmas Without God
Mayor Fig Puts New Year Party On Ice And Denies Mafia Bribes
UTN Welcome Plasticland Empire Withdrawal
Legoland Clubs Face Tough Task After Champions League Draw
The Legoland Times Offers £1m To Higginsland Newspaper Group
Government Confirm £67.8m Christmas Gift To Legoland
Sack Of Potatoes Sacchi Sacked By Lion Lakers Following Capitulation To Pirates
Legoland FC Scrape Through Champions League Group
The Lego Clan Dominates The Oscars
Anger As Police Admit Hole Head Member Escaped 10 Months Ago
The Legoland Times Back Up And Running
November 2007
The Legoland Times Sacks All General Staff
Emperor Pissed Off At Having To Do Exam
October 2007
Saviour Samion Helps Legoland United Move Out Of Abyss
Legoland United Fans To Boycott Matches
Didier Deschamps Sacked As Juventus Manager
New Paperland President's Whereabouts Remain Unknown
Higginsland King Getting Excitied Over Lots Of Random Stuff
New Paperland Falls As Empire Forces Take Capital
Camelot Threatens War With Plasticland Empire. Legoland Gives Up
Plasticland Empire Invades New Paperland With Massacres Reported
Heavy Casualties Reported In Battle For The Block
September 2007
Legoland Invades Duplostan In Surprise Attack
Emperor Hailed After Banning God
Melons In Red Go Top As Others Are Held To Stalemates
58 Football Clubs Shut Down Under New-Look SuperLeague
Military To Receive Massive £100m In Budget
There Is 'No Hooligan Problem' Say Football Association
Legoland FC Win 31st Legoland Derby At The Partizan
Legoland Overthrows Space Republic Government In Act Of 'Empire Building'
August 2007
Celebs Coach Lamblasts Referee After Loss To Pigs
Legoland FC Trounce Port Villa As Pigs Surprise Celebs
Robin Rangers Back In The Big Time As LFA Axe Trio
Referee Calls For More Protection After Threats
Football Association Revamp League And Expel 21 Clubs
Government Minister Denies Being Racist
Castel di Sangro Shut Down And Replaced By Legoland Galaxy
Slobs Land First Trophy Of New Season
Battle Royale Ahead As League Reclaims Spark
Old Rule Fans Go Crazy As Fixtures For The 2007/08 Season Are Revealed
July 2007
Celebs Top Season Ticket Sales List
Lakers Snap Up Ronaldinho And Rooney In £28m Deal
Clubs Splash The Cash Following Black Friday
Unlucky Friday 13th For Legoland Clubs As Millions Wiped Off Assets
Marc 'Over ND Town' Overmars Retires
TV Company Offers A Reported £30m For Football League Television Rights
Legoland Prepares For AKA Day Celebrations
Lazio Get Reprieve As Clubs Vote To Approve LFA Rule Change
UEFA Grant Tabletown Nation Membership
Romario Mulling Over Retirement Plans
Legoland FC Snap Up Filippo Savi For £8.5m
Lion Lakers Sold To Automobile Giant Legoda
June 2007
Marino Let Go Top Goalscorer Fantini In £3m Deal
Security Beefed Up At Lego McDonald's Outlets
League Champions The Slobs After Pigs' Star Striker Ilie
18 Serie A Clubs To Decide Whether Rule Change Will Take Place
Shock As Billionaire Mrs Sega Is In Fact A Refugee
Cubea Prepares For Champions League With Construction of New Stadium
Nation Of Cubea Earns Membership Of UEFA
Legoland Football Association 'A Bastion Of Corruption'
Legoland May Invade Distant Land In 'Minifigitarian Intervention'
NTL, RTE And Export TV In Bid To Land 07/08 Television Rights
Higginsland Ruler Shifts Attention To Greentown Club
Higginsland King In Bid To Buy Fisheries Union
Ronaldo Arrival At The Partizan Increases Fan Optimism
Zambrotta Miss Wins LFA Cup For Sampdoria In Dramatic Penalty Shoot-out
Moaninho Appointed New Blues Manager Just Hours Before Cup Final
May 2007
Legoland FC Manager Quits Post Blaming Lack Of Support
Celebs Crowned Champions After Trouncing Rivals LFC
LFC Manager Loses The Plot During Press Conference
LFC Line-Up Successor To Ranieri
UEFA Welcome Ostengelia Into Family Of Weird Nations
Celebs And LFC Win To Set Up Dream Showdown Meeting
LFC Sell-out The Partizan For Crunch Tie With Slobs
Ravers Relegated Whilst Title Challengers Slip Up
Legoland Town Earn Promotion To Serie A
LFA Change Promotion Rules For Serie C
Trouble Erupts As RTE Airs LEGOVision Song Contest
Derby Cup Format Changed By Football Association
April 2007
LFC And Sampdoria To Face-Off In LFA Cup Final
Celebs Loss Sees LFC Close The Gap
Fat Frank Praises Slobs' Form Ahead Of League Run-In
Pollution Remains Major Problem For Capital
LFC Won't Sack Ranieri If Club Wins Title And Cup Says Massaro
Legoland FC Board Give Ranieri Vote Of Confidence
Celebs Powering Their Way Towards The Finish Line
Juventus To Spend Big Should They Land The Serie A Title
Greentown Defeat Higginsland Minnows In Historic Meeting
Mr Fifa Slams Overweight Reports As 'Lies' And 'Character Assassination'
Inter Police Sack Jose Mourinho After Another Defeat
Economy Entering Recession According To Analysts
League Rules Against King Edward
Three Serie A Sides Make It Through To Cup Semi-Finals
Slobs Go One Clear As LFC Slip Up In Rome
March 2007
Ronaldo Signs For Legoland FC And AC Milan In Historic Deal
Chessland Giants Raid Legoland FC
Angry Emperor Slams Legoland Times Poll
Nation of Higginsland Granted UEFA Membership
'Players Can Only Leave When They Die' State Marino
UEFA To Consider Granting Higginsland Clubs Entry Into European Competition
Suspect Arrested In Police Massacre Case
February 2007
Legoland United Demand Further Taribello Payments
Lazio Deny Link To Crazy Rocker But Express Interest In Crazy Murderer
Sega's Shock Shake Up At Lazio Comes Just In Time For Rome Derby
ND Land King Sells Lazio To Businesswoman
Maurice And Alfonso Linked With ND Land FC Moves
Investigation Into Taribello Switch Begins
Milan Take Out Record Loan And Ring In The Changes
Dead Author Calls For Legoland FC To Be Shown 'The Door'
Lazio In Take-Over Talks With Games Giant SEGA
Raul Sends Legoland FC Top As Ravers Sink Celebs
Fued Set To Escalate Between Inzaghi Brothers
Ronaldo 'Not Even Close' To Joining Legoland FC
Ronaldo Signs For Legoland FC
ND Land FC Issue 'Hands Off' Warning To The Reds
ND Land Football League Undergoes Surgery
Legoland Derby Violence Sees Three Murdered
King of ND Land: 'Everybody hates LFC... Everybody loves a clown'
Selvaraj Goal Hands United Derby Win As Dozens Are Injured
Football Hooligans Threaten Violence As Authorities Plan Crackdown
City On A Knife-Edge As Bombers Remain Unknown
Gap Cut To Two Points As Slobs Held By Greentown
LFA Cup Quarter Finals Draw Announced
AVEK Deny Bomb Attacks That Claimed 23 Lives
Massive Blasts Rock Legoland City Killing 18
January 2007
Cup Holders Lazio Knocked Out By Serie C Outfit
Shock As Daniele Massaro Tells The Truth
Legoland Does Not Have An Alcoholic Problem
Legoland FC Accuse Mr United Of 'Witchcraft'
Celebs And Robin Rangers In Six Goal Thriller
City Buildings Get Back Walls With Enclosed Gardens
Regional Cities Battle For Stadium Funds
Legoland FC In Talks With Roma Over Ronaldo
Court Sentences Holes Heads Members To 2 Years Imprisonment
Mr United Calls Legoland FC 'A Shambles'
Footballing Celebs March On With Win Over Pigs
New National Flag For Legoland Proposed
Marino Star Deisler Retires Due To Injury
Green Groups Criticise Decision To Permit Logging
Bank Robbery Foiled As 'Ugly Looking' Assailants Set Off Alarm
Cup Draw Kind To Top Sides
Draw Sees Celebs Retain Lead Over LFC
Frustrated Cripple And Christy Demand Places
Emperor Eagles Sack Manager Borgonovo After Defeat
December 2006
Legoland Footballing Celebs Are The Winter Champions
Football Association's Front Door Stolen By LFC Fans
'Mass' Protest Against 'Playmobil Aggression' Draws Single Protester
Police Arrest Hole Heads Members And Seize Huge Drugs And Arms Cache
Legoland FC Fined £100,000 For October Riots
Emperor Gives The Fingers To Playmobil And Legalises Slavery
Emperor Not Using Slaves To Build Palace
Playmobil 'Barbarians' Threaten To Go To War With Legoland
Troops Gather On Borders Of City Slum
Genius Leper "Going Nowhere"
Louhenapessy Slams LFC At Press Conference
November 2006
LFC Fans Banned From Bringing Hand Guns To Football Games
Legoland Stores Opens Amid Chaotic Scenes As Shoppers Go Berserk
Hole Heads Admit To Murder Of Legoman
Body Found Dumped In Legoland Bay
Cars Set On Fire As League Title Race Hots Up
Third Division Side Genoa Announce Record Profits
Legoland FC Slam 'Biased Pollsters' And 'Big Celebs Plot'
Legoland United Trashed 4-0 By Sampdoria In Shock Defeat
Worst Hotel Ever Opens In City Suburb
Pirates Make Bid For Lukas Podolski
Builders Prepare Stadium For First SuperLeague Fixture
United Go On Spending Spree After Yet Another Defeat
October 2006
Police Criticised As Violence Flares Out Of Control
Riot Erupts After LFC Fans Clash With Police
Obesity not a problem for Lego men
Legoland United to offer €18m for Lakers' Vincenzo Montella
Windowless McDonald's Outlet Opens In Legoland Town
Plan 'B21' Commences
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